chockee milk

1. The greatest drink ever created. The semen of Christ himself. No one (not even the boys) could possibly manifest the resistance to say no to this legendary beverage.

2. The prized liquid gold of all cross country runners.

I would shoot someone for an ounce of chockee milk.

by Alexis_nigglet July 20, 2020

chockodooby

What the Kinder Surprise Humpty Dumpty man says

Chockodooby!

by Harley Bailey August 30, 2020

clockical

Non- Digital clock (Analog Clock)

What type of watch do you have? “ it’s a clockical”

by SKINNY_PANIZ69 December 18, 2020

chocky milk

a replacement for therapy, it makes the pain go away

Ashley: you need therapy
Cara: nahh, i got chocky milk

by lecreamla March 26, 2021

Clock

Lacy Johnson

Yo did you just see Lacey?
Clock?????

by ManusSanus May 11, 2022

Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".

"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.

by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.

Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!

by Woke Up April 25, 2010