a sad childhood

someone who was never allowed to watch spongebob and was allergic to dogs *cough cough* my childhood

A REAL LIFE EXAMPLE FROM a sad childhood

Some kid from my kindergarten class: Hey Brooke did you see the latest SpongeBob episode????
ME: * cries in a corner*
Same kid: Awww I'm sorry maybe this puppy will cheer you up!!
ME: *sobs louder before dying*

by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 25, 2018

Herron Avery Child Cult

A small cult made up of Limelights that ship Jachary. The cult started February 2nd. The cult started in two group chats called Jachary’s Sex Tape™️ And Jachary’s Game Of Fortnite™️. The official Instagram account is herronaverychildcult

Person 1: did you see Herron Avery Child Cult’s new post?
Person 2: the jachary proof? Yes!

by Fandomangel13 February 17, 2019

Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}

by A_single_bean May 18, 2019

Daniel the Devil child

Daniel the devil is a child who is known for his heinous acts of mischief and he enjoys watching others pain. His mother is believed to have been born in the depths of hell and she is known as the real life lady death.

Daniel the Devil child will always be looked at as an example of the statement: Hell on Earth

by Epic Games Tech Support December 25, 2019

Badass Flower Child

Someone who looks or acts like a badass but has a nice sweet side. She doesn’t take shit from anyone but will help someone in need. She’s a badass with a slightly girly side. She knows who she is and doesn’t have to prove it to anyone.

Damn that girl is a badass.

Nah she’s a badass flower child man

by ☀️🖤 October 22, 2020

Cream of Children

Semen

I spewed my cream of children onto Linda's face.

by TongueFuMasta February 19, 2021

abyss small child

when someone is always screaming about this that are there fault

"my work takes so long"

:no your just being a abyss small child"

by garrydaplatypus January 20, 2021