Chopper

A person who causes immense irritation from their mere presence. A person lacking in all charisma and decision making ability

That skipper is a complete chopper

by The Boyo October 13, 2006

chopper

A tobacco cigarette laced thoughtfully with cocaine.

"goddamn, that chopper got me chopped up!"

by laz_ January 19, 2008

waffle crapper

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

by Ugly Dave September 5, 2007

capper

physically/mentally handiCAPPED individual

poor michael, he is a capper and has to ride the short bus

by Anonymous November 20, 2002

Chipper Nap

N. Like a dirt nap, chipper nap insinuates that death is imminent based on the victim's introduction to a garden or industrial wood chipping machine. In most cases, this should be considered a homicide, although for a few industrious characters maybe suicide. References the movie Fargo.

In need of quick cash, Garrett decided it was time for his sister to take the big chipper nap.

by Kenzi December 19, 2005

Chapped stick

After a weekend of many sexual encounters, what your man stick looks like on Monday.

Man, I had so much sex on the weekend I got "Chapped Stick"!

by bransey99 February 25, 2009

chopper

A murderer or serial killer, i.e., someone who will chop you into pieces. Usually found in lonely places wearing shady clothing, such as hoodies and backpacks (used for carrying chopping apparatus).

That guy looks like a chopper. He'll cut you to pieces and throw your remains in a river.

by Jennsky November 5, 2012