alaskano

The cosmos along with love and hate all combined into the formation of one soul. One who goes by alaskano is typically difficult to read, generally creative, and wildly imaginative; but the mind can be a very dangerous place. Be careful loving an alaskano. Be warned, for their heart is both fire, ice, and the entirety of the galaxies.

Alaskano is the artist with a billion thoughts, the poet with a trillion words strung into a masterpiece, one with stars being born within their mind, one with a romance of life and death, the one who looks towards their very own demise.

by The Impossible Girl September 12, 2013

alaskan toe lubing

The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.

I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.

by cuntfuckercunts February 12, 2014

alaskan coiler

An Alaskan coiler is a poop so large that it coils around the toilet bowl and protrudes the water.

"Bro, clear the F out. I'm about to pinch off an Alaskan coiler"

by butt cheeks. November 6, 2015

alaskan blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a dump and your partner has ice in their mouth.

Brian: I was so lucky last night, I got an Alaskan Blumpkin!

by Msoeadmin October 7, 2016

alaskan bushpipe

the act of taking you're large erected dick with pubes attached to it into a bitches mouth and yell out "oimatewtf" before ejaculating in her pussy

"hey what's up?"
"just gave a random slut an {alaskan bushpipe}nothing Unusual"
"hair and everything?
"hair and everything."

by Mymomfuckedme September 19, 2016

Alaskan bonfire

When you light your pubic hair on fire and have sexual intercorse with a female

I had and Alaskan bonfire with my girlfriend, the bed caught fire.

by Carbonbolted May 18, 2016

Alaskan Fisherman

The process of a chick on all fours. You take your cock from behind and act like you are casting out a line. Then simultaneously hooking her lip with your finger and insertion of your penis into her pussy. Pulling back so her head is almost looking back at you as you pound her with out the hook slipping out until you blow a load in her.

Man you should have seen it, I hooked a gorgeous fish on the line, almost lost her, but managed to finish strong, I felt like an "Alaskan fisherman".

by RatedR superstar August 13, 2016