Definitions by cuntfuckercunts

alaskan toe lubing

The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.

I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.

alaskan toe lubing by cuntfuckercunts February 12, 2014