A Microsoft Windows Operating system of decent quality, however antiquated. It does not support the new version of anything. However, despite these setbacks, it is still a decent computer for its time, and the basis of Windows 2000, and subsequently ME and XP.
by Rebecca/ZC August 26, 2005
Get the Windows NTmug. A fairly good computer created by Microsoft. Just do defragmentations often, and erase all that porn. "Send error reports" can be annoying. Crashes very little if you keep it clean. Best yet of all computers.
by Keijiro H. November 12, 2004
Get the Windows XPmug. by Cantus November 4, 2002
Get the Windows lusersmug. When a high bill or payment catches you off guard and you compare it to the cost of having to pay for a broken window.
Nicole: We’ll take the check
Waiter: Here you go
Nicole: $200.00?!?! Damn, what did I break a window?
Waiter: Here you go
Nicole: $200.00?!?! Damn, what did I break a window?
by ace789nj November 16, 2018
Get the Break a Windowmug. by Tiboluka November 2, 2008
Get the Window-lickingmug. The new operating system devised by Microsoft to get people to stop bitching about windows vista by giving them something else to bitch about.
Common issue:
Vista user: I can't believe it it looked fine on my computer!
xp user: well now it's a bunch of symbols! Try sending it to me windows 95 word doc?
New Issue:
windows 7 user: I can't believe it looks fine on your computer...
xp user: what?
windows 7 user: are you sure font 12 doesn't look like font 35?
Vista user: I can't believe it it looked fine on my computer!
xp user: well now it's a bunch of symbols! Try sending it to me windows 95 word doc?
New Issue:
windows 7 user: I can't believe it looks fine on your computer...
xp user: what?
windows 7 user: are you sure font 12 doesn't look like font 35?
by windowsftw December 2, 2009
Get the Windows 7mug. Windows 7 is Microsoft's newest version of the Windows operating system. Like most versions of Windows, it assumes that users are completely braindead and cannot perform basic operations without a stupid warning dialogue box popping up. No eye candy can hide Windows' crappiness. Choose Windows XP, Mac OS X or Linux instead!
User: *clicks on a non-Microsoft application*
Windows 7: *pops up a dialogue box* Are you sure you want this program to run and access information from your computer?
User: *chucks computer out of the window*
Windows 7: *pops up a dialogue box* Are you sure you want this program to run and access information from your computer?
User: *chucks computer out of the window*
by elephanzee January 17, 2010
Get the Windows 7mug.