yanker your wanker

it means to jack off, pull your hose, milk uor cow, masturbate you get what i am talking about right? inveted by a fag named tyler

tyler keeps yanking his wanker

by jack masturson June 9, 2004

Yanker

An American; a resident of the United States of America.

I wouldn't worry about him; he is a total Yanker.

by caerney July 27, 2006

yank your plank

yank your plank is a british term for wanking

yank your plank, where is the office boy, he is in the toilet yanking his plank

by christu October 1, 2006

yanker

noun: A Woman of any age who boldly wears a little skirt or short-shorts out of the house, but once in public she loses her nerve and then spends all night self-consciously yanking and tugging said skirt/shorts down so that less of her skin is exposed.

This includes the wearing but constantly adjusting of:
Low-rise jeans, low-cut V-necks, plunging-neckline tops, half-shirts, belly-shirts, bare-midriff tops, partially-exposed underwear, clingy-dresses, bathing suits, and any other garments that might be somewhat revealing or that tend to ride up.

Note: women should be sure they're comfortable before they leave the house in an outfit. Either you've got the looks and the confidence to pull it off, or you don't. But don't pull on it all night!

Check out that Blonde over there in that sexy mini-dress, she's so hot...Oh, but look at how she keeps pulling down on her dress,....Yup, she's a yanker. Too bad.

by goodcop8 December 4, 2007

Yankee boner

The sudden erection of a sportscaster's penis when watching the New York Yankees

"And a hit by Derek Jeter"!

"He gives me such a Yankee boner dude"

by Not a Yankee fan. October 13, 2011

yanking taffy

Pulling and tugging on a flaccid penis in an attempt to get an erection.

Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.

It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.

Wife 1: I felt kinky the other day, so I went to my husband while he was asleep and pulled down his pants and starting jacking him off.... but...

Wife 2: But? What happened?

Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.

by Z_SD February 14, 2012

yankee doodle handy

place your thumb in in his poop shoot and give em a rubntug reacharound

the man was feeling down, so his friend gave him a Yankee doodle handy

by c.adkinson January 17, 2017