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mooch and walk

the act of bumming money or food on the way to the destination in which you need the money for. Commonly used by poor people, hippies, hobos, dirtbags and the kid who wears tight pants at your school
Hey man lets go to the store for a fuckin twinkie i got the munchies. OK man but I have no money we need to mooch and walk.
by Nbombbruens June 22, 2007
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White man walk

Originated from Shanghai. White (or black) foreigners walking across the road without checking the sides. Extremelly dangerous in Shanghai because the cars do not stop when pedestrians have green light and sometimes ignore red light or a stop sign. Called 'White' because whites are the biggest western minority in Shanghai.
Jerry was doing the White man walk when he got smashed by the bus.
by Marty D. April 19, 2008
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gawk and walk

walking around for the sole purpose of checking out chicks; aka a "G and dub"
"i'm bored as heck here dude, let's go for a gawk and walk"
"yeah, i could definitely handle a G and dub right now"
by gawk dude April 21, 2009
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Bob Dole Walk

When someone is walking down the street and hold one arm down at their waistband at all times to keep their concealed gun from moving or making their pants fall down. Called this due to one arm never moving resembling the post Stroke Bob Dole
"that dude just bob dole walked past us, I bet he is packing"
by Moonpie225 October 30, 2011
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crab walk

After beating off, and you realise that you have no tissue in near you to wipe up your cum, this is the walk you do to get to the bathroom when you don't want to spill any cum on the floor.
Pervert: I just exploded on to myself, but I need some toilet paper to wipe up my juice. I better commence my crab walkin'.
by Kewy June 28, 2005
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sexy walk

A dance that mostly girls do where you move each leg up one at a time. Before you move your legs hit your knees together. Repeat this and go faster when thou get the hang of it. As a challenge you can try going lower and lower.
Girl, do you know how to do that sexy walk?
by cutiepatutie102 April 5, 2015
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the "i need to walk slowly" shit

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009
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