1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).
2. A petty thief of fecal matter.
2. A petty thief of fecal matter.
Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.
by frieze July 14, 2003
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Although our dear president is clearly a turd knocker, Hugo Chavez ought not to call him names because our president is OUR turd knocker.
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(n.) An emotional upset created upon having to plunge a toilet with an ugly, smelly, hairy turd in it. Said to be so upsetting that the person plunging the toilet gags and often becomes nauseated . The worst case scenario is the turd not going down, and withering from the toilet bowl to the floor, where the person with the plunger has to run to avoid a spattering or being bitten.
In most cases immature plungers are said to experience Ophidiophobia, ((fear of snakes)), You may suffer from snake phobia due to a childhood incident or maybe because of societal upbringing. Most people are afraid of turds for it is their belief that the turd ((as it relates to the form of a snake)) is a form of evil and that it can cause complete destruction in life.
In most cases immature plungers are said to experience Ophidiophobia, ((fear of snakes)), You may suffer from snake phobia due to a childhood incident or maybe because of societal upbringing. Most people are afraid of turds for it is their belief that the turd ((as it relates to the form of a snake)) is a form of evil and that it can cause complete destruction in life.
Tommy was leaning against the wall , just outside the bathroom entrance with a plunger in his hand, he was shaking and holding his nose. I knew right away that Tommy had the Traumatic Turd Syndrome.
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by Choccy Log July 9, 2016
Get the turd burglar mug.Drama Turd (noun) – A Drama Turd was originally a Dramaturge, a person with a position of research and development in a theater. However, a Drama Turd gets their head so far up their own ass that everything they do is shit. Often actors are forced to listen to the Drama Turd speak for hours on end in a mind numbing attempt at character development. This usually results in boredom or complete confusion due to the Drama Turd’s ass-talking desire to sound intellectual at all costs. Often Drama Turds seem to have some magical hold over the director which leaves the cast wondering if oral gratification could be at work behind the scenes.
“OMG the Director let the pseudo intellectual Drama Turd speak to the cast for over an hour about the underlying meaning of the play’s symbols and metaphors and it bored the shit out of us. The annoying pretentious crap that comes out of the Drama Turd's mouth is crazy making.”
by Scheisse Ninja May 26, 2010
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