Toad rage

An unorthodox burst of hatred and aggression towards amphibians.

Karl: "Fuck you Salamander! I fucking hate you, you fucking wanker! I'm going to kill everyone in your fucking family nobwipe!"

Brett: "Dude, Karl has some serious toad rage. He should get it sorted out."

Neville: "I hear dat bra."

by Biscuits92 January 31, 2009

toaster oven syndrome

A multipurpose item that fails to perform either function correctly.

I have a boat the suffers from toaster oven syndrome. It's supposed to be a sailboat and a powerboat yet doesn't sail or motor well. I hate using it.

by sailski March 3, 2010

toabstool

have a lumpy stool, shit your pants while sitting down.

Playing golf, sit on the golf cart and you have a lumpy toabstool.

by RixaN May 16, 2010

Toatz Yuppers

Slang for 'totally yes'. Mainly used by Candians.

derived from 'toatz magoatz' used in the movie 'i love you man'.

Amy: Hey Eric, did you want to go to Erin's party tonight in the valley?

Eric: yeah i'm up for that, toatz yuppers.

by Papaganni January 12, 2011

toaster prize

1. A prize awarded indiscriminately, esp. at the entrance of an Administrative Professionals Convention.

2. A trophy granted to celebrate some arbitrary distinction--possibly invented, ironically, to celebrate a quality/flaw of the recipient

3. A consolation prize.

All runners-up received the toaster prize, a coupon for discounted orthodontic services

by Nick Paradise July 1, 2011

toastmergency

The panicked situation that exists between toast popping up and the beginning of the buttering process. This panic is necessary to ensure that the butter melts properly on the toast.

To prepare for toastmergency I pre-butter my knife after pressing down my toast.

by mushroomed December 16, 2011

toaster face

A girl/boy who has so much acne their faces they look they were smacked over the head by a toaster on high heat.

"Oh my god, did you see Megan today? What a toaster face."
"Yeah, it looked so nasty!"

by los pies es succio! January 28, 2012