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gay man's toilet

When the long, hard, wooden handled toilet plunger is put into the toilet bowl, and left to stick straight up into the air.
As Billy the blind kid wandered in to the restroom at pizza hut, he sat down to find quite a surprise. He had just discovered the gay man's toilet.
by cuntpunter69 September 29, 2009
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toilet brush

A term used to describe a very thin girl with lots of pubic hair.
Although I prefer girls who shave, I still will occasionally fuck a toilet brush.
by friskycurtain December 24, 2011
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Toilet baby

When the throwing down the toilet of cummy tissues from the male, and the used tampons of the female that then somehow meet in the sewers, merging together and forming a mutant baby that will feast on unsuspecting toilet goers
God dude, just been taking a massive dump and almost got taken away by a toilet baby!
by tempys01 September 9, 2010
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toilet condom

Either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). Used to protect you from cool diseases?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?
Derek! I saw a throne today that I wouldn't hover over with two toilet condoms.
by dabert July 18, 2007
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The Toilet Seat

Sexual position with a difficulty rating of 10/10:
Man lies on back, Man pushes penis through legs so penis protrudes from the back of his thighs, Woman sits on mans bottom using the back of the mans calf's as a back rest and inserts penis into vagina or anus.
Guy1: Holy shit dude me and my girl just did the toilet seat.

Guy2: Dude... That's some serious cirque de solei shit.

Guy1: Shit yeah son!
by GaryOlson June 9, 2010
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skibidi toilet syndrome

a bullshit illness made by people who reside in their moms basement. (AKA skibidi toilet haters)
it refers to imaginative play which almost every kid has done before even the people who made this shit up.
skibidi toilet syndrome? what about spongebob syndrome? or insert popular kids content syndrome? shut the fuck up.
by your pseudonym................ September 14, 2023
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toilet tagger

Someone that finds the time to draw a gang sign, phone number,or dumb joke on a bathroom stall wall.These characters will use anything to write there feelings.These mediums could be marker,fingernails,keys,or lighters.
Peon:Oh my gosh boss it looks like one of those toilet taggers wrote all over the stalls.
Boss:Well you better get the off colored spraypaint.
Example 1:Horny: For a good time call Ralph #.
Example 2:Poetic: People that write on bathroom walls.Roll there shit in little balls.People that read these words of wit.Eat those little balls of shit.
Example 3:Toughguy: My gang will kick yo gangsises assess gee.
by Captian Stooley April 4, 2006
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