tele6

It is a short term for Telephone Sex

Anyone up for tele6

by Norse Viking July 26, 2009

telephonic jihad

1) When someone brings a holywar to you as they can't talk to you in person. 2) When incompetent graduate students are afraid to talk to you in person so they call instead.

Mohammed brought a telephonic jihad to me this morning, wish he'd just come over

by Bubba-that guy February 11, 2010

Telebate

To masturbate while on a conference call when telecommuting.

John was soo bored during his manager's staff conference call that he telebated to pass time.

by 2 Da Quad April 25, 2011

teledomestic

Teledomestic is an argument that takes place between lovers via text message or phone call. These usually occur when one partner contacts the other while intoxicated.

Quinner and his old lady got into a huge teledomestic when he called to tell her that he was staying out for pints with the boys after hockey.

by stevieabbs69 August 9, 2011

telephone tough-guy

A person who talks big shit on the telephone but IRL is a huge pussy.

Unknown: "You're a bitch, you couldn't whip shit."
Jim: "What are you, some sort of telephone tough-guy?? Give me your address and I'll come kick your ass"
Unknown: *click*

by benguild August 28, 2014

teletubbies

a form of torture for small children who grew up between the late 90s and the early 200s that consisted of said victims being forced to watch as creatures known as teletubbies that are no doubt the spawn of satan prance about the screen performing ritualistic behaviours

Freddie: did you the Teletubbies when you were little man?
Dan: Yeah, dude, they were creepy as fuck!
Freddie: Yeah, soooo creepy!

by cartlyn98770 July 22, 2016

telepathetic

Having no telepathic abilities whatsoever, and therefore, suffering from inadequacy syndrome.

As much as Sarah tried to guess what other people were thinking, she couldn't, because she was telepathetic.

by Sarah December 3, 2003