dinning room table list

Refers to a list of people that you would have sexual relations with on the dinning room table at thanksgiving regardless of who was sitting at the table. Someone who is an ultimate sexual fantasy.

The queen of England is definitely not on my dinning room table list...

by TNflyguy June 25, 2014

Coming out of the table

Coming out of the table like coming out of the closet is when someone comes out as being very kinky and or psychotic.

G: Im coming out of the table!
M: Good for you.

by goofygooberdude June 8, 2016

Carolina Card Table

A card table from one of the Carolina's within the United States of America.

"I just got a card table from Carolina! A Carolina Card Table!"

by Gradual Discomfort December 1, 2016

Pulling a Table

When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.

Em : what is he doing ?
Ari : it looks as if he is pulling a table in the house !

by Jibril Grimm June 7, 2018

Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018

touch the table

The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.

Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!

by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class and you want to hide your dick from the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019