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Stop me when I lie

When you say something outrageous, but clearly is also true. Usually told to someone who might take offence.
Jim: You have to be in shape to wear a midriff. Looks to me like Jenny needs to hit the gym
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.
by michaelray703 September 26, 2008
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stoop nigga

to further elaborate on the "porch monkey" phenomenon, a "stoop nigga" is someone who's broke ass can't stay at they mama's house no more, so mama kicks him out..he can't take nothing with him because he ain't got shit..so he go for a walk but realizes before too long he ain't got no where to go and no where to stay and no car/bicycle/roller skates, etc, to get him there, so he go back to mama's house..but since he got "pride" (or something) he don't go back inside since he been kicked out..so he just sits on the stoop, hoping someone will let him back in.
"that nigga low. he a stoop nigga."

"goddamn that nigga 25 years old and he still sleepin all day at mama's house, eatin' reese's puffs cereal at 4pm when he wake up, stay up all night playin video games and shit. his mama need to throw him out, make that nigga a stoop nigga."
by brunettebaby218 April 15, 2010
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stoopif

Findlay is stoopif! Harharhar
Findlay: Hello
Lorna: You are stoopif
by Lornapie April 20, 2005
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Sex Stop

When swimming the width of the Atlantic ocean with a partner. Sex stops are made occasionally to warm each other's bodies up to prevent hypothermia from setting in. Best if done as often as possible.
Upon swimming to the middle of the Atlantic ocean and meeting each other, Amy and Travis had to take a hot steamy sex stop to warm up.
by JaknOff January 15, 2008
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Stop Sign

do you really need an example to help you visualize this anymore?
by mike December 8, 2003
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Bob Stoops

Bob Stoops lead the Sooners to victory.....again
by boomer sooner June 18, 2006
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Full stop

Something that several facebookers insist on using at the end of every status

Bottom line - it's annoying!
"bored."
"tired."
"goodnight facebookers."
"kthanksbye."

Pfft I would like your status, but you put a full stop at the end of it
by fvbvrcxnccfvv November 8, 2010
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