Statistication

The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.

After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.

by soul glow March 21, 2009

play station 2

One of the biggest piles of shit to come from the sony couporation this mellenium, they last about 6 months then loads only PS2 games and takes about half houer to play as any geek that knows the ps2 like the back of his hand that its made with grade a 100% Grade A crap

i would strongly recommend an XBOX!

Person: could you possably fix my playstation 2 for me

Engeneer: Fuck no!

by husskymo December 7, 2004

statisfaction

The sense of euphoria one gets when one sub-contracts some work of a complex / technical / statistical nature to a colleague or external company / consultancy and what you received back was of a very high level of quality, and you were very satisfied with the outcome.

eg work involving decisions and methodology associated with the sampling of persons to take part in Surveys or the analysis of survey data (Multivariate or Conjoint).

"The Supermaket Consumers Segmentation Analysis was done to a high degree of Statisfaction"

by Andrew Zelin December 9, 2008

load station

(low-d stay-shawn) (Synonym) : A term used to describe the hunk of technology that resides upon your dresser while making a feeble attempt at playing video games.

Dude, lets play some load station after we finish this bowl.

by Team Cru July 9, 2007

College Station Pig in a Blanket

Similar to a Mississippi Clam Digger, the women bends her chin down as far as she can to where it touches her chest. The man then thrusts his penis into the folds of her chin mating pig with blanket. While he is doing this he "digs for clams" in her vagina with his foot as well as enjoying a College Station favorite of Layne's chicken.

Tanner: Yesterday I tried something new for breakfast.

Nic: Good man, there are only so many times you can have a Portuguese Breakfast before it gets old. What did you have?

Tanner: I gave Carly a nice College Station Pig in a Blanket.

Nic: Wow, I didn't know Layne's was open for breakfast.

by AlabamaHotPocket13 March 1, 2011

Moroccan Gas Station

When one accepts a ride from a complete stranger in Morocco, and ends up participating in homosexuals acts at a gas station as a result.

Man A: Got any tourist tips for my trip to Morocco?
Man B: Never accept a ride from a random dude, he will front like he wants nothing but then he will try and Moroccan Gas Station you.

by KashREAM July 25, 2011

college station

- Commonly referred to as the armit/buttcrack of Texas.

I bet life in CS blows!

by CorporationX May 2, 2005