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Stanley Cup

When a guy catches his own fart in his hand, and then gifts it to the face of his unsuspecting girlfriend or wife. Contrast with Buttercup, which is when the lucky guy gets the same treatment from his girl; she catches one of her own and gifts it to his face (a rarely performed but incredibly beautiful courting ritual).
Paul tenderly gave Sheila a Stanley Cup for their anniversary, catching his excrescence in his hand and covering her sleeping face until her eyes slowly opened wide in realization of his wonderfully thoughtful gift.
by WhizzerWhite April 12, 2009
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stanley bettencourt

An extremely short, extremely Portuguese, alcoholic. He spends most of his time masturbating his German Shepard and fucking goats.
Hey someone stop Stanley Bettencourt. He is headed to the goat barn with his hip boots on.
by Barack Obama May 22, 2014
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Stance potato racing

A horde of insufferable spuds who thirst over 4/10s whilst their overlords sit back and laugh
I left stance potato racing because they don't like my carrot boyfriend
by Not an admin February 5, 2017
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Nut Stache

1. Placing ones nut sac on the upper lip of another person. Allowing the shaft to slap the forehead.

2. Ejaculating on a victim's upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.
1. Chris totally nut stached me earlier today. His shaft left a mark on my forehead.

2. Is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?
by HeftyHogan January 10, 2014
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Double-stander

"A double stander is, of course, someone who stands and takes up double the space"

- Jack Douglass
God damn, I hate double-standers. They take up so much space.
by Vadrone July 25, 2014
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stanley steamer

when you see an older woman with a real tight body, meaning she is real old as is the stanley steamer
Wow check out that Stanley Steamer walking over there
by Joe Broney January 11, 2009
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buffalo stance

by toy October 10, 2003
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