Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.

Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”

by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019

No one gives a shit

When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.

Guy 1: My favorite color is white.
Guy 2: No one gives a shit.

by Dictionary-Man 2.0 December 7, 2021

Shalashaska Shinkawa

Don't say it out loud, it will make your furniture start floating

"Hey dude please don't make my furniture float"
"Shalashaska Shinkawa"
"noooooooooo"

by Bromnk July 2, 2019

Shawntel

Is a very beautiul young woman. Her smile can light up an entire room. Has a great personality. Knows how to make people laugh and smile. Is wanted by many. Anyone guy that has her is very lucky. Is someone who knows how to love. Is very caring to her friends and family. She is just, amazing

Boy 1: hey! Who is that girl!
Boy 2: oh her, that's shawntel
Boy 1: wow she's beautiful

by Shapalapa November 20, 2013

force field shit

When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.

Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.

by Aj36mason January 18, 2017

Starship Trooman Show

People in other countries watching the United States like it's a reality show and perceiving it to be like the movie 'Starship Troopers'

"The Starship Trooman Show has been crazy recently. Military recruiters have been hanging out in high school cafeterias and convincing children, behind their parents' back, to enlist so that they can qualify for the healthcare & affordable education benefits that every person in almost every other wealthy nation receives automatically."

by America is the bad place October 17, 2021

Overtime Shit

When someone is working over 40 hours and is trying to milk the clock by sitting in the bathroom texting friends and playing pokemon go on company time!

On Sunday morning Chad was in the middle of a good fuck with his girl Keirsten until he got called into work he was pissed off so he decided to take a 3 hour Overtime Shit to get back at his boss!

by SlopNChop August 28, 2016