Scantles

fish like creature, also likened to scampi. Also likes baking, discussing alternative therapies and shagging 'fries'. A loyal friend who makes people laugh without meaning to. A true genuine person.

Woooo Scantles, dude I like totally understand what you are talking about.. what are you talking about?? That's like sooooo scantles right now

by boobyruby August 23, 2011

Scanning The Visa

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

by MistressMary October 1, 2011

Scandinavian lobster

A person of Scandinavian descent who stayed outside too long and got a harsh red tan.

Wow! How long were you outside? You look like a Scandinavian lobster!

by Ultimate Scandinavian lobster August 16, 2012

Scandalwich

The result of 2 or more scandals in a period of time.

The Ricky Nixon Sex Scandal and the Jerry Sandusky child abuse scandal is an example of a fucking massive Scandalwich.

by backotruck June 28, 2012

Scandanglomerican

An American who is of Anglo and Scandinavian descent.

Bruce: My father was of English and Scots-Irish ancestry, my mother was Norwegian and Swedish. I guess that would make me a Scandanglomerican.

Linda: Don't talk so fancy. You're from Wisconsin. You're just another stinking Cheesehead.

by GBofWI July 3, 2012

Scanify

A verb meaning to assess your document or thing for how well it scans; to verify a document or thing scans well. In particular how well a page scans on the web 'cause no one bothers to read everything anyway.

Scanify your work to make sure people get the gist.

by whinersmusic March 7, 2013

scandaloseum

A park of exotic scandalous statues in erotic and suggestive poses often involving explicit water features

Grandma was appalled that Auntie May chose the Scandaloseum as a wedding location.

by James jr. January 15, 2014