swampy

a person who lives underground inside a earth hole, which is covered by a mossy stone, these people tend to live of earth worms and other assorted grubs, and tend to come from the kings lynn area.

stig of the dump might have been a "swampy", others have pretended to be protesting over new runways but really just love living with the worms.

by Richard Rogers March 19, 2008

swamp guinea

Slang term for a black person from the musical "Hair".

Yo, he just called that black guy a swamp guinea.

by Uncle Dewey December 28, 2005

Swamp Cock

The unfortunate condition in which the penis has become so inflamed by the toxins of a woman's swamp pussy that the cock itself begins to change colors and ferment. The horrible odor emanated by the rotting flesh is enough to be noticed from a great distance.

Man: Dang, I got some mad swamp cock. I don't think I can make it to that job interview.
Woman: Sorry about that...

by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

swampdonkey

Sombody who looks like they have been hit by a bus. They Never take showers, and wear too much perfume to cover up their stench.

Damnit, that swampdonkey was checking me out.

by mohommed G hod November 8, 2006

swamp thing

When you are having sex (preferabbly unprotected) with a girl (must be vaginal) and you cum, you pull out quickly and reach in her pussy. When you grab some of her secretions and also your own, you smear it all over her face and go "Swamp thing!" This is a variation on "WOLFMAN!"

Dude, last night, I totally swamp thing'd this girl. She was so pissed, but I just laughed because she smelled like shit.

by Jolly Green Giant Penis September 4, 2006

swamp donkey

a very large and hairy member of the female sex, who looks like a donkey that just drowned in a swamp.

shes a swamp donkey...

by luke detty May 13, 2005

Swamp Donkey

Pretty much the equivalent of any girl that walks onto the set of "Jerry Springer". A woman who wears clothes that are 3 times too small,smells like she lives in a swamp, speaks like a dero and looks like a fat-ass donkey turd.

"Piss off, ya Swamp Donkey!"

by loopy_bugs January 29, 2009