shootables

An object suitable or worthy of being shot

"The tank is out of shootables" - quote TalkButNoWalk 2017

by matt8263 March 21, 2018

shootin' putin

When you nut during gay sex just to spite Putin cause he's a homophobic cunt.

I'm only willing to bang a dude if I'm shootin' putin

by blitching_glitch August 9, 2018

shootprak

When you shoot your shot while in the car and succeed or fail, you pull over the car to pray due to an immense buildup of religious joy/excitement

"first i shoot, then I prak, bish Imma shootprak.

by btbran May 16, 2019

shoot-cumbers

It’s a replacement for swear words so we don’t have to ruin our Christian ears.

Oh shoot-cumbers! I forgot to do my homework!

by THE C MONSTER_04 September 30, 2019

Shooting a bushman

To expel snot out of your nose with high speed,

so it shoots out of your nose. Bushman shooting is usually done where other methods of clearing/blowing your nose are not possible, so you have to resort to traditional methods of those used by ancient Bushmen (tribal people) or even modern day bush dwellers. In theory, a bushman can be shot anywhere but it has most significance when done in nature in a bush setting, thus honering those who've done it in the past

(See also: Snot rocket)

Person one: I've got a cold, we're in the bush, my nose is running and there's no tissue!
Person 2: Go shoot a bushman
Person 1 proceeds to cover one nostril and expel snot, thus shooting a bushman

by John fraank February 5, 2020

shooting d's

The act of intravenously injecting dilaudid, also known as hydromorphone which is a very strong narcotic used to treat severe pain

Bro! I was just in the bathroom and some guy was shooting d's in his left arm!

by Diskutieren Mann April 27, 2020

ShooterChicken

ShooterChicken... The name of a man truely devoted to his mysterious line of work. ShooterChicken... The mere nickname of a man that you may never ever get to know. Not even a name, age or voice... ShooterChicken, may possibly be one of the most versatile men in existence. You see... This boy... No... MAN.. Is one of the best people you will ever encounter in the online world. He lightens all chats whether it's in Roblox or Discord. He says the most random shit you will ever hear in your whole life. But, That's what makes this person truly a gift from our god. This nigga is also a fucking weeb tf? He can speak fluent Japanese sentences to you in half a second. He also has unfunny Jojo memes but whatever floats his boat. ShooterChicken is one of the most mysterious people you will ever encounter. You can talk to him for days, weeks, years, months or decades and still not gain a piece of information about his very existence. In all honesty. I, myself have no information on this man whatsoever. But that's the beauty of it. ShooterChicken is loved by all and while he can get carried away, he will forever shine light onto others and brighten other's days.

Girl 1: Hey babe, have you ever gained any information on the boy, ShooterChicken?
Girl 2: Did you call him a boy? He is a true man! He is ShooterChicken afterall.

Girl 1: Okay but did you find out anything about the man himself?
Girl 2: No, well yes, except umm... He likes decapitated human body parts, dead dogs, anime and child porn. Pretty fucked up indeed.
Girl 2: That indeed is very fucked up. But it's also very hot *blushes* God, I want this boy... no, man. To fuck me so hard.

by Definitely not Kevin haha June 2, 2020