scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

Scatch

When a girl is scratching her snatch

James: hey, Jenna what you doing over there?

Jenna: oh, I'm giving the old girl a good scatch

by Foziwozi88 August 12, 2016

Scorched

Being very physical and passionate in lovemaking using multiple positions and all parts of the bed.

So it was our third date, we were both very hot, so we just sort of scorched screwing the sheets!

by GSBlues July 28, 2016

scootch test

When you sit on a couch next to a fine lady and slowly scootch closer to her so see if she's into you.

Dude! Anna totally passed the scootch test!

by hydraflare May 15, 2016

Scorched

the state of being high on marijuana

"dude you're so scorched"

by slangdefined May 18, 2016

Scouch

The act of sleeping on the couch

Takeshi was absolutey knackered after a big night out, he scouched all night and left the lights on.

We don't have much room but you are welcome to scouch.

Scouching hurts my back.

by Rustopher B March 14, 2017

Scitchy

Hungry and ready to fight. Alert as Fuck looking out for predators.

This world's a jungle so I stay scitchy.

by Asia Darling March 22, 2017