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another way to say someone is a horrible person but worse.
You are a scouch!
scouch by Travis Stephens December 21, 2008
Scumbag who lives on the couch because they have no home; one who practices couch surfing.
Ever since he got fired and lost his apartment, he's been the scouch in our living room.
scouch by Boba Phat December 17, 2009
The act of sleeping on the couch
Takeshi was absolutey knackered after a big night out, he scouched all night and left the lights on.

We don't have much room but you are welcome to scouch.

Scouching hurts my back.
Scouch by Rustopher B March 14, 2017
To Sit Couch...sitting on the couch..relaxing...
The weather was terrible so i decide to scouch all day
Scouch by Mister 420 June 10, 2019
Scouch is what you call the homie.
“Ayo scouch let’s go to the mall”
Scouch by lilscorch69 August 11, 2025

chippy'scouch 

Your freindly terraria enthusiast from the U.K and is also sometimes known to be a moron
chippy'scouch by Draco the Terrarian November 26, 2017
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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