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If:

ROBERT is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!

(see previous definition....)

Then assume:

0.008*0.005 = 0.00004% women
3.143*0.005 = 0.015715% men

so

There are 100 women in the US called Robert Robert.
There are 39287 men in the US called Robert Robert.

Match.com say 2% of people get married after meeting on Match.com. So there are 2 women called Robert Robert who could potentially meet and marry 785 guys called Robert Robert, if they all were all internet dating. Which admit it. We all are.

AWESOME.
Fed-Ex Guy... "is Mrs Robert there please?"

Bob-bob Jnr... "Mom... It's for you!"

Bertybob... "Yes, I am Robert Robert?"

Fed-Ex Guy..."How did you know my name? I am Robert Robert, Robert Robert"

Bob-bob Jnr..."shiiiiitt....I'll be darned. Hey Dad....Rob, come see this...It's another Bob-bob!"
by MitchElos February 6, 2010
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Roberto

Complete dumb ass ugly ass fuck and an idiot dumb fuck
Roberto is a dumbass
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robust

adjective; one who intends on being "up front" and "personal" with every conversation physically and vocally. Usually is heightened when alcohol is involved.
Eric Thinks:"Why is such a drunk, robust, cockstrong individual?"

Derek Thinks:...................am i robust?
by tonygindahouse December 20, 2004
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robuster

the fractional difference between robust and more robust
The new design is much robuster than the old one.
by banwarth November 4, 2007
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RobertCarrera

He is soo gay its funny.

Hes also a loser who fucks with people.

he should cry himself to sleep every night because no one likes him.
RobertCarrera is an idiot
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Robert Riddel

Captain Robert Riddell (1755 - 1794), was Laird of Friar's Carse, near Dumfries, and a friend of Robert Burns, who made him a collection of his poems which later became famous, and wrote a poem 'Sonnet On The Death Of Robert Riddell' in memory of him when he died.

The Glenriddell Manuscripts, were written for Riddell between 1791 and 1793.

It is known that the poet's friendship with the Riddell family came to an abrupt end in December 1793 as the result of a drunken or unseemly incident at Friar's Carse, the estate owned by Riddell in Nithsdale. The circumstances of this unfortunate incident are shrouded in mystery and uncertainty, but one of the results of the event was the return to the poet - at his own request - of the poetry volume which had already been presented to Riddell; the second had neither been completed nor sent.

In a letter, dated May 1794, to Riddell's sister in which Burns requests the return of the poetry volume, he refers to its contents as 'a collection of all my trifles in verse which I had ever written ... some of them puerile and silly ...'. This is somewhat insincere and in reality Burns was highly aware of the value of his poems, but it shows his keenness to have returned to him a volume he knew to contain a great compilation of some of his best work. After Burns's death the two volumes were sent to his biographer, Dr James Currie.
Tarquin: "I do rather fancy reading some exquisite poetry, dear Quentin."

Quentin: "Oh yes Tarquin, I could reccomend the poetry by the late Robert Burns, which he wrote for his dear friend the late Captain Robert Riddel, Laird of Friar's Carse!"
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Robertotron

When a Mexican pothead is cut in half and turned into a robot set on destroying Baby Jonathan
"I am Robertotron! prepare for me to devour Baby Jonathan!"
by Mary-Susan September 15, 2009
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