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Period Guy

An empathetic Guy who feels bad for girls on their period. Typically will talk to multiple girls for them to vent to him, or may even be asked to purchase woman hygiene products for girls on their period.
Sally: Dan is such a sweet guy. He was willing to go to the store and buy me pads when I couldn't leave work.
Victoria: Yeah, he's a real Period Guy

Ruby: Hey Tanner, can I vent about my day? I warn you, it is period talk
Tanner: Not a problem, I'm the Period Guy
by BeatBots January 6, 2019
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Period

when hell appears in your underwear and you sit watching tv and eating chocolate
shit, Sarah I got my period
by onetaughtmeloovvee February 24, 2019
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Period

Something that exists to make sure a girl’s plans are ruined every month for 3-7 days.
Ashley invited Sally to the pool. The day before Sally could go swimming, she started her period dammit!
by Lovetoswim12 June 16, 2019
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period wop

by Bluebaby.niyah April 12, 2019
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Period

1) The Americanism for a full stop ('.')

2) A way to end a sentence to make it sound more conclusive.

3) An hour at school that can have a lesson inside of it

4) The "River of Red" that must be endured by people given a vagina, sent down by the devil himself to torture our crying souls
2 - "It don't agree with it period"
3- "I have Geography next period"
4- "My period was 10 days long. Ha ha help me"
by Bibliobibuli July 22, 2019
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Perioded

She perioded on his/her hand
by Bex Salvatore September 9, 2019
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periodic pump-handle pacification

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".
I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.
by QuacksO December 7, 2019
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