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See picture David Howard...

Once added a pint of gas to his truck to get him to the next gas station to save 1 cent on gas at the next gas station a mile away.

Never leaves tips, steals pennies and candy from small children
Stop being a Dave Howard! The tip is not 1 dollar on a 100 dollar check!
by TSD Guy March 11, 2005
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Pennsylvania Pullout

A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:

1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.

2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.

3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.

4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).

Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pullout, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.
by Pat F April 21, 2007
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Pennsylvania Polka-Dot

When you release your kidney stone into a women's vagina.
After Jordan gave Erin the Pennsylvania Polka-Dot, the rock caused noticeable scarring in her Fallopian tubes.
by connortist March 6, 2010
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pennsylvania tuxedo

When an Amish man ejaculates on a black woman's chest
After my daily chores I gave a Pennsylvania tuxedo to my third wife.
by The banker April 18, 2017
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spend a penny

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
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Pennsylvanian

Male or Female from the state of Pennsylvania.Wears Stong cologne/Perfume,Drinks alot of Liquor or beer,smokes marijuana habitually(Often while driving),wears Abercrombie and Fitch clothing,Starts fights with anyone that is not from Pennsylvania.
The Pennsylvanian lives near New York and New Jersey.
by Doodle468489 July 11, 2006
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Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania is home to the best college in the country, Penn State.

Pennsylvania is better than some states -- as previously stated, Kentucky, Alabama, Alaska, West Virginia, and Iowa. That is where the list ends.

Pennsylvania consists of the fattest people in the US - Pittsburgh, and the most obnoxious people in the US - Philadelphia. Both football teams are wildly overrated, and both cities have trouble winning national championships.

The entire state smells of cow manure. Can you say "country"? Beer must be purchased in 192 ounce increments, and liquor in a separate store. There are no beaches. There are no casinos. There are no good baseball teams.

The Flyers. The Sixers. The Eagles. The Steelers. Smarty Jones. Obviously, the state has a problem with choking in the big game.

And everyone has the clap.
"Man, Pennsylvania sucks. let's go to a better state."
by Matt April 11, 2005
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