Hammy Pants 

Hammy pants: an outfit that makes you look fat (like a pig).

Girlfriend, those skinny jeans look more like hammy pants on your big butt.

Her: Do these make my butt look big?
Him: If you wanted hammy pants then yes!

Look at Kim Kardashian, she looks so fat in those hammy pants.

Hammy Pants by ihavenoideawhati'mdoing April 16, 2016

second day pants 

jeans that fit perfectly, on the second day of use; first day pants are a bit too tight, but second day pants feel great.

It feels so good to put on second day pants and not worry about a muffin top.

second day pants by damngrlhowthehell January 21, 2008

I take my pants off to you 

Response to having ones pants pulled down

William and Danny had an arm wrestling competition and William lost, their friend Sam said to William, "you've had your pants pulled down there William" , William then responded by saying "fair play Dan, I take my pants off to you"

I take my pants off to you by Baxington March 13, 2015

honey muffin pumpkin pants 

An unacceptable nickname for your wife.

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.

honey muffin pumpkin pants by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

tent in your pants 

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up

"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"

tent in your pants by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

The Black Pants Brigade 

A term used to describe a theoretical group of women across the globe who feel individually compelled to wear black pants in an attempt to minimize the visual impact of their own fleshy pulchritude.

As a longstanding member of The Black Pants Brigade, I recently found the freedom to toss the black pants and began wearing neon lime green pants instead!

The Black Pants Brigade by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2021

achievement pants

when an old man hikes his pants up to his wrinkly man boobs, grabs hold of the waistband and moves it back and forth..(after telling some great achievement story that makes him proud)

Every time Grandpa tells another WWII story, he stands up and does the ole Achievement Pants move

achievement pants by Granny Moses July 23, 2003