Sorryable Offense

An action that requires an apology.

Often can be used when your girl is bitchin about something you shouldn't be sorry for.

"That's not a sorryable offense. You shouldn't be sorry for that."

by Cman33 March 16, 2022

Sex Offender

Kaidyn

“Did you hear about kaidyn I heard he fucks children”
“Is he a registered sex offender”
“Yes”

by Buttwhole67 March 18, 2022

tinder offender

Download, delete, repeat!
A Kimberly Gardner of person.

Omg she’s such a tinder offender and to think nobody knew she was a whore!

by DaVinci NotreDame April 5, 2022

No offense

Two words people use when they usually are going to say offensive and sometimes they don't even care that they've offended you when they know they have.

"No offense, but I think you're overreacting."

by SobyCoty September 3, 2022

Sex offender

Me

I'm an unregistered sex offender.

by kqsedjw November 9, 2022

Sigh offensive

The use of loud obnoxious sighing as a passive aggressive attack on people in your proximity, usually in attempt to clear them from a room or at least annoy them.

"My office-mate keeps was on an all out sigh offensive yesterday. It made it impossible to get anything done, I was so annoyed, I just left and went to work at home!"

by secretuser420 January 23, 2023

Sex-Offender.

A sex-offender is someone (typically male) who has a registered Reddit account. The Redditor is a commonly-used slang-term for the ancestral-branch of the Human family tree, the Neanderthals. Redditors have evolved to have strong sexual attraction towards the feet (Of typically underdeveloped females) instead of the breasts, penis, vagina, or thighs. Redditors also rely on their diet for a portion of their sex-drive and hormonal influx, their diet includes: 2-week old Doritos and Vodka (Only for the averages.) Redditors also usually have a higher chance of passing an STD.

Sex-offender.

by Plaptop January 24, 2023