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Murphy

A last name givin to someone who likes kids “sexually
Meazar: Murphy really likes those kids kids
Cam: i know we should stop him before he goes for his brother
Aiden: too late
by Meazar November 2, 2018
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Pseudo-morph

Any person that does not own a Morphsuit. A morphsuit is what you commonly see at collegiate sporting events. It is a 100% Lycra suit that covers the entire body. Morphsuits can be one solid color, or patterns such as zebra stripes.
Party at my house tonight! (NO Pseudo-morphs)
by Hale Fallacy October 20, 2011
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jack murphy

I love you Jack Murphy is the most amazing man alive. He is extremely attractive, great in bed, tender lover, attentive. Makes me feel like the luckiest woman alive to share my life with him. Has a very particular way of thinking when it comes to life and love. Has the best taste in music. He is smart, funny. Very adaptable, meshes with everyone unless you make him mad. Could have any girl he wants but he chose me. All any woman could ask for and more.
by Gloria Wiltfong December 27, 2016
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Morphing

The act of a male spreading ones ass cheeks and sticking their softie in the receivers anus. The pressure on the penis creates a strong blood flow, giving the giver an erection.
John: "I'm sick of girls, want to try morphing tonight?"
Paul: "Only if I can receive. We all know your anus is too loose to give me an erection."
by Mattlovesbunnies June 22, 2011
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Murphed

1. To be stricken with an exceptionally potent case of Murphy's Law

2. To be repeatedly stricken with cases of Murphy's Law, of any severity
Man, I got murphed hard when I bent over to tie my shoe, and accidentally farted just as a hot girl walked by, and fell face-forward in front of a speeding Vespa!
by SunshineAndPudding May 30, 2011
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morphasexual

Someone that is so oversexed that they'll go either way just to get their rocks off, gay or straight.
That boy's nothing but a common morphasexual.
by Ferd Berfel November 3, 2003
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Murch

A fine girl. Usually distinguished by a fine ass booty. Also means great in bed.
"That girl is so damn fine! She's most deff a Murch." OR
"That was really fantastic lesbian sex. That ho was 'Murchin' it."
by Victoria'saslut. June 17, 2008
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