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Ferri Middle School

This middle school is claimed to be one of the best middle schools in RI. Actually, this place fucking sucks massive, gaping booty hole!! Almost every boy you see is a fuck boy and some people have a body count from every, “Popular boy or girl,” because nobody likes a, “Weirdo.” Fuckgirls or whores wear SO. MUCH. MAKEUP. that they look like CAKEY fucks and think they are fucking BEAUTIFUL. To be labeled as popular at Ferri, you need to wear thongs, ONLY PINK AND VICTORIAS SECRET, makeup, Adidas or Nike, and you HAVE to have a MK bag or else you’re not a popular girl. If you want to be a popular boy, you need to wear Jordan’s, Adidas or Nike, Yeezys, and chains. You also have to be skinny to be cool. I am so lucky I left Ferri Middle. I feel bad for my friends who I left there at that Hellhole. They deserve so much better! The principals, vice principals, counselors, and TA’s never will help anyone with anything and if you’re depressed they won’t do ANYTHING TO HELP YOU. Many people including myself have gotten depression from this school because of all the people who are in it that are bitches and assholes. Oh, I didn’t mention how the 6th grade girls are the biggest thots in the world! They also wear so much makeup and it’s their first year in middle school. Same for the new 7th graders. Ugh who knows how they acted in elementary!? Ugh ok I’m fucking done now fuck ferri!!
Person 1: I have never seen a bigger thot in the 6th grade!

Person 2: I know, she literally already has a body count!
Ferri Middle school fucking gave me and My friends Depression!!!
by Sammi G!!! February 4, 2019
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Gainesville Middle School

Gainesville Middle School is a hell hole that makes you want to die. The people here are hoes and all the guys are whores thank you for coming to my ted talk.

It’s ghetto and don’t be surprised if you get jumped by someone...and food fights AND you’re math teacher having an affair with a cop. Gainesville is trash periodt. LMAO y’all can’t relate. Most fights go down in this hoe and other schools can’t relate. Hoes mad !!

Also if you a hoe welcome home 😁
by Hoes maddd May 23, 2019
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rolling hills middle school

rolling hills middle school is where you can find all the rich and white kids at there will be a new couple every week that is the biggest topic. if there is nothing going on someone will make up shit so eveyone has something to gossip and talk about.
dude one: i need a man that will buy me what ever i want.
dude two: just go find someone at rolling hills middle school.
by gunna February 25, 2017
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King Philip Middle School

A middle school in West Hartford, Connecticut. The home of aspiring fuckboys, legging-wearing, Starbucks-wielding basics, & a black market gum trade. 11 year old girls dress like 21 year old strippers and 11 year old scrawny white boys think they're thugs. You'll find the occasional theatre gay, goth, or another non-basic asshole, and I'm sure most people are nice at heart, but it's not like you'll see many genuine people. Protect your bra straps, fidget spinners, and off-color memes, folks. It's broken up into 9 different teams, and honestly? They all suck, no matter what your classmates may tell you. Most of these poor souls end up going to hall high school, a slight upgrade. Most people call it "KP" or "KPMS."
Student A: "What school do you go to?"
Student B: "I go to King Philip Middle School."
Student A: "Hope you have fun dodging 'jocks' who don't even play sports and pre-teen girls who show off curves they don't have in the hallways."
by StupidStardust January 25, 2019
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Middle School

1. Hell, basically. Your parents will tell you it's great, but it makes you feel like shit. For one thing, you're going through puberty and feel like shit. Another, everyone joins into cliques. If you're a girl, then if you don't have a chest or butt, you'll be made fun of. Relationships last for 2 weeks, basically after your first kiss you're done. The other girls will torment you, and basically bitch if you like the same bands as them or Heaven Forbid you wear the same clothes. Then all hell breaks loose, and your friends will ask you if the rumor that person spread is true or not. Yeah, that's a middle school girls life.

2. If you're a boy, then you've got it slightly easier. All the boys are so called 'Emos' or 'Skaters', and pervs. They will make a dirty joke after every sentence, and will grope girls nonstop. This is the years that they try to be class clowns, but fail, or they try to be 'badass' and fail.
1.
Katie: Good Charlotte is totally my favorite band, lyke OMG Joel Madden is so hawt!
Terri: You poseur! Ugh, that is -so- totally my fave band! Bitch, now I have to spread a rumor!
Later...
Katie: OMG lyke I can't believe Terri would like spread that rumor, just after I broke up with my boyfriend of two weeks! Middle school like sucks!
Normal Person: You are so pathetic. It wasn't gonna last, anyway.

2.
Sean: Yo, man. What's that Homework assignment we gotta do?
Kane: Yo, dude if Salina was my homework I'll do her every night.

Sean: Nah, man don't go there. You know she goes for Skaters, so I got a better chance.
Kane: No, but I'm emo. She sees these cuts she'll be like 'Whoa!'. I know I can make her see more then those cuts...
Sean and Kane: HAHA, Middle school sucks and rocks! We get a girlfriend, plus we're posers!
Sean: I'd ride her like a skateboard, dude...
Normal Person: Shut up, pervs! Keep that up and you'll never get a girl.
by DriedxTears April 30, 2009
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Middleburg Heights

>Woah! You're from Middleburg Heights? You have to be awesome.
>>I know, right.
by hannimated March 23, 2011
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Middle Schooler

n: a student currently enrolled in classes at a middle school. AKA little shithead or little motherfucker.

There is a stratification in type of the middle schooler, which might not classify them as a 'little shithead' or 'little motherfucker'. These adolescents should be avoided or pitied, since they are experiencing the worst and most awkward period of their lives. middle school .

From their douchebaggy, bluetooth-wearing SUV-driving parents, they feel that the world is their oyster, and the general public will put up with their bullshit in the local mall. They exploit this fact, because murder is illegal in the United States.

Because they were "hot shit" in elementary school they disrespect all elders and authority figures at all times of their parasitic lives: Parents, school bus driver, teachers, and general public after their Moms drop them off at the mall.

Side fact: They don't need a 100$ phone to text their "BFF"s. But they must have it or their parents are denying them a basic human right.

The typical middle schooler has emo hair  that is constantly in their eyes and contributes to their overall douchebaggery. Found in myspace pictures, usually taken by themselves, they include the obligatory pooched lip/peace sign posturing.

They continue to exist because murder is still illegal. At some point, a license to kill will be granted to hunt the middle schooler if proper permits are acquired.
*you are walking in the mall and a laser pointer is suddenly shined on you. You freak out a little because you can't "bat away" a laser, and because of 9/11 or whatever. You confront the culprits with their douche hair and north face jackets.*

You: "Uh, can you not do that?"

Middle Schooler Gaggle in mocking voice: "UHH DUHHH CAN YOU NOT DO THAT! HAHAHA!"

You: "Do I need to find security?"

Middle Schooler: "DO THAT, OLD MAN! MY DAD OWNS THIS MALL!"

You: " I'm only 27, and you're lucky that I can't kill you little motherfuckers. Otherwise I would scalp the emo hair off your heads and feed it to you, then straight-up murder your asses."

Middle Schooler Gaggle in mocking voice:" DUH HuH WHA I'M STUPID AND OLD HAHA!"
by englishmajorburgerflipper November 9, 2009
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