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micro$oft

A derogotitory term for microsoft's EVIL practice of EARNING MONEY!
by AdamDude January 18, 2004
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Microwave shuffle

A condition which occurs usually at work where everyone is trying to use one or two microwaves to heat up their lunch at the same time. Made worse when the microwave and fridge are crammed into some small room.
I try to eat my lunch early to avoid the microwave shuffle.
by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009
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Microlude

Microlude (alt. MicroLuna)- n, the tiny delusion of grandeur when one thinks that their latest post, tweet or status update will make them famous.
example - p1 Man, I'm going to be famous when everyone starts saying "microlude"

p2 Dude, you're have a microlude
by wunddal December 22, 2009
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Microwave Hungry

A way to describe how hungry and lazy you are since the maximum effort you are willing to put into a meal is nuking something in the microwave. Time limit of cooking shouldn't exceed 3-4 minutes; the usual time it takes to cook a frozen meal.
I was really hungry after class but I didn't feel like cooking anything when I got home so I ended up eating a hot pocket. I guess I was only microwave hungry.
by KeenSight September 22, 2011
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Microslop

Microslop, where did you want to go yesterday?
by Steven P. Jobs December 12, 2012
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micromommaging

When other moms insist on telling other mothers how to take care of their kids. This is usually composed of condescending comments on the sly. This is also very common in grandmothers as well.
Wow your mom is always micromommaging you and your baby.
by thrILL! May 25, 2016
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Microclit

Having a smaller than average clitoris, it can be harder to reach orgasm because those who have micro clits most likely will have them spaced father Away from the vaginal opening by as much as 30% compared to normal anatomy. ( this is still in mm). There are other ways of obtaining orgasm but getting in touch with your own body and what works for you always helps.
That girl has a microclit the size of a grain of rice.
by pumbucks May 29, 2018
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