deranged masturbation

psychopathic masturbation that leads to admission to a mental facility.

“i found her taking part in deranged masturbation”

by eyd1804 March 11, 2024

Canadian Masturbation

Masturbation but Canadian, much like Balkan rage.

Guy 1: "Yo Eric just did Canadian Masturbation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"

by Jonathan Werd December 23, 2024

death menstruation

When the odor of a woman's period blood is is so rancid, not even she can tolerate herself.

(female 1) Omg! Why does the bathroom smell like a rotting carcass?

(Female2) There's only one thing that can explain that smell. It's that time of the month for one unlucky bitch. But it's not just any period, it's the Death Menstruation!

by One unlucky girl December 27, 2024

Ethical masturbation

Ethical masturbation does NOT refer to a literal act of masturbation performed ethically, rather, it refers to an act of self loathing and self deprecation done with the goal to ease one's mind, it is often done as follows (conversation example):

Ethical masturbator: oh no, big bad me did a big bad thing
a normal person: maybe do something about it, then?
Ethical masturbator: no, I will just sit here and talk myself down so that I feel like I have been true to myself and so I won't feel guilty about something-bad-that-I-did/something-bad-that-just-happened-on-it's-own even despite the fact that I did nothing to fix it.

another form of Ethical masturbation is doing the same exact thing but rather than just indulging in self-loathing, one might also start asking supernatural entities (gods, spirits, ETC) for forgiveness

just saying that you are bad won't fix things, it's not remorse - it's Ethical masturbation

by Leo of the Харків December 28, 2024

Jamaican masturbation technique number 9

When someone inserts a pipette into the penis hole, and starts the release water in the penis. And starts jerking it. When they finish the water splashes out inside the cum and you start eating it for good luck. People may also use jumpercables to stimulate pleasure while doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9

Yo Vincent stop doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9 at my house

by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025

Multi-Masturbation March

A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.

A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."

by potatoman- August 31, 2025

Poopy Fart Masturbation

The event in which one individual endures a stomach ache while attempting to masturbate.

John: "I had a Poopy Fart Masturbation happen to me last night."
Andrew: "Tf?"

by dick_pisser_765 March 26, 2021