mudstache

The end result of a successful Dirty Sanchez

I gave this girl a Dirty Sanchez last night, she had the thickest mudstache I've ever seen.

by DarkHouse December 29, 2007

Mistache

An unintentional mustache- That unshaved hair above the upper-lip that was accidently missed by the razor. Taken from the words mistake and mustache a forgotten swipe of the razor and a mistache can appear- Mistaches come in all forms.

D- That mustache looks creepy, what's going on with you?
J- What mustache? What are you talking about? Creepy Eh?
J- "Looks into mirror"
J- Holy geeze. I must have missed some whiskers this morning.
D- So what are you saying, it's a mistache.
J- Mistache is correct, creepy is right; where's the razor?

by jsmil5 March 26, 2008

Mustachi

The plural of 'mustache'. Generally refering to a group of mustached men moving in a group like a herd. Usually refered to as creepy.

Gaggle of mustachi at 4 o'clock.

by chikenwookee December 9, 2009

Moustache Sally

A male with requisite handlebar moustache, usually straight, who, because of said facial hair is a gay dude magnet.

Wow, Arthur, ever since you started grooming and waxing you've become Moustache Sally around here!

by the Momur December 14, 2012

Pubic Moustache

A beard of Mexican origin which has yet to fully bloom into one of a man.

Jamilio has a dirty pubic moustache he should shave it before somebody sees him.

by Jay Mad February 12, 2008

moustache

something black and hairy above ur lips

Sushil's got a thick moustache ndeed!!!

by sushil elias February 9, 2005

mustachio

A legendary mustache shaver. It has been said she can throw a razor blade and take a mustache clean off at 50 paces. It is also said that she travels the world in search of only the mightiest mustaches and shaves them clean.

Look! Up in the trees. It is mustachio, quick hide your mustache.

by deez nuts42 September 8, 2010