Scott's Milf

The mother of any one or more than one friend that is incredibly hot. The difference between a "milf" and a Scott's Milf" is that the latter has an inclination to release sexual tension on the friends belonging to her firstborn son.

Student 1: Dude, while you were shooting your air gun, I just had hot, steamy sex with the Scott's Milf if you know what I mean.

Student 2: Bro, that's my mom!

by heidylover September 1, 2010

milfburger

the act of putting ketchup and mustard onto a milf and then eating it off of her.

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man! It was great!"

by Steve , Dan March 28, 2007

midf

it is like milf except with a d so it is mom i did fuck instead of mom id like to fuck

dood that chick is a midf or ur mom is a midf

by Will Hemmert December 28, 2005

milf

Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

Fuck Milk. Got MILF? Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

by stickerwear.com June 11, 2003

s-milf

a super milf, imagine a milf, then think of someone 10times higher on the scale

1. mate your mums fit
2. yeah shes a milf
3. oi fuck off
1.no, shes a s-milf!

by ilovesmilf March 26, 2009

mildred

Slang for a girl's period, or "that time of the month."

"Does Mildred visit you?"
"Mildred is visiting!"

by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

burnt milf

A very dark skinned, mature woman, who one is sexually aroused by.

"yo freddy, check out that burnt milf at 3 o'clock..."

"i'd tap that"

by Ashbury's Dirtbag April 1, 2007