beat meat

An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction

His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat

by LG-MAT July 28, 2008

meat bridge

The piece of skin in between the scrotum and the anus.

A.K.A. taint, gooch, grundle

My meat bridge is on fire, i'm in need of some serious maintaintenance.

by wetnoodle50 November 7, 2008

Scandinavian Meat Missile

The man is naked and erect, perched upon an elevated platform, such as a table, stool, or bed, while the nubile woman is face down on all fours on the ground, buttocks in the air. The man then leaps from his platform and attempts to penetrate the woman upon falling from his jump. If successful penetration is achieved, a Scandinavian Meat Missile has been performed. If penetration is not achieved, the erect penis will then be smashed against an uncomfortable surface, such as the floor or kneecap.

"Dude I messed up the Scandinavian Meat Missile last night, my dick hurts like crazy"

"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"

Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight

by Dr. Scrotum DDS November 4, 2009

Beat your meat

To masterbate or jerk off.

Hey Justin, do you beat your meat?

by ItsFuture-- March 27, 2015

Meadow

Can be a very rare name of someone who is beautiful, artistic(amazing photographer), usually brown haired, smart, loving, and unique.

She usually loves to read, and party.

Guy 1: "I met this really cool girl last night. Her name was beautiful, and unique. It was Meadow."

Guy 2: "I want to get me some of Meadow. Like DAMMMN."

by EmilyE-tard January 14, 2009

mato

Short for tomato.

Mato in the house!

by firecow1630 August 6, 2008

Expired Meat Stick

Refers to an old man who wants to get his dick wet

bitch suck on my Expired Meat Stick

by NCH Chris March 5, 2010