mato

Short for tomato.

Mato in the house!

by firecow1630 August 6, 2008

mato

a spanish last name meaning humungous COCK

he has a mato in his pants

by zoes is a fagg May 24, 2011

Mato

A word to call someone who isn't thinking with their head.

Der he you a mato.

by Ad674 May 7, 2009

mato

mato also means ruler of the world that some people say

*pointing to joe biden* he's the big mato

by NotDeclan12345 October 21, 2022

Mato

Mato is a Russian/Croatian/Japanese fuck who can get drunk after having a glass of gentlemen Jack. Noone can understand him half the fucking time but we just agree with him to make him happy. He's got the strongest accent ever and failed all his tests. He says the weirdest shit and he thinks we are laughing with him but we are actually laughing at him.

Me-Message from Mato on Snapchat out of the blue
Me-Opens message 'My mother is turning 60 today'
Me-Uhhhhh OKKK

by Jack Gellis April 2, 2019

mato

says hi

guy 1: who is that girl never seen her before
guy 2: she's mato

by chingtungma May 11, 2020

Mato

A guy with a nice personality.
Usually very pretty but doesn't notice it and he doesn't take compliments.
Very smart and has good grades

Person 1: Is that Mato
Person 1: Yeah
Person 1: Ok im gonna go ask him to do my homework

by JoJoIsNotGay420 June 10, 2020