Mykey Massacre

The guitarist of Tragedy Awaits Us, he has an excessive amount of dirty whores added on myspace (http://www.myspace.com/dirt456) he loves stuffed animals and his amazing girlfriend Jessabear. Fig newtons and orange juice are his favorite foods. His brother is Salcore the vocalist of Fight the Fear. He is amazing<3

Wow that Mykey Massacre is one spiffy guy!!!

by haiiiii'mcoolnstuffff April 17, 2009

weapons of mass deception

a.k.a propaganda,is used to confuse and trick a sum of people into beleiving whoever is spewing propaganda,is how america hides its true colors,george bush's favorite pass time..

do not listen to bush's weapons of mass deception,its fake,why the hell is all of my country listening to him,hes destroying us all,cut that shit out!save america!impeach bush!

by alex July 7, 2003

flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007

Deep tissue massage

when a massage leads to penetrative sex (the aftermath is often cleaned up with a tissue).

Mateo: My back is all out of whack; I need to ask my girlfriend to give me a massage.
Pablo: Sounds like you could use a deep tissue massage.
Tomas: In more ways than one; based on the lack of sex Mateo has been getting.

by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas September 12, 2013

winter-een-mass

A holiday celebrated by gamers the world over, lasting all of January. You are allowed to give gifts for this celebration but they must be game related and under £10. You can also give out cards. Most importantly however you must play video games until your eyes bleed.

Player 1: 'So, you suck at Tekken 5 this winter-een-mass...'
Player 2: 'Fuck you.'
Both: 'Happy winter-een-mass, jackoff.'

by Ethan March 7, 2005

Massacre

Having sex with two or more virgins on their periods. Therefore, blood from the period and from having sex for their first time accumulates within the vagina. You receive two or more fresh kills and blood is everywhere, hence a "Massacre"

"Eh man, had my first massacre last night, blood everywhere."

by TheHubMaster January 25, 2014

mass spec

-Slang for Mass spectrometry. NOT mass spectroscopy… spectroscopy is NOT the same as spectrometry. Spectroscopy uses light… this spectrometry does not…

-A common tool amongst chemists of all varieties since it can distinguish between molecules based on very small differences in mass. In principal it works by ionizing a molecule with some sort of ionization source (electron impact, electrospray ionization, chemical ionization, MALDI, ect…), the charged molecule is then accelerated through a mass selector, which can vary in form from a magnetic sector to a quadrupole, to a time of flight (TOF) selector. After selection, the molecule is directed to a detector where it is measured or directed to another portion of the apparatus for further experimentation. Mass spectrometry has been coupled with many separation methods such as HPLC, GC, and CE to yield quantitative information, while tools such as ICR has been developed for studies of reaction dynamics. Many experiments have been devised to measure very low concentrations of analyte since the sensitivity and signal to noise are so high. Also, the resolution of many spectrometers is quite good, allowing for molecules of similar mass to be distinguished. Organic chemists tend to use it for structure elucidation since a pattern of fragments can be used to piece together the structure when combined with other methods such as NMR and FTIR.

-Its not mass spectroscopy… its mass spectrometry… there is a difference…

-Mass spec is a great tool for all of science.

by ChemBen September 6, 2005