Joey Martini

Aka Joe Martin. Hottie Landon's broski. Joey Martini is the sexiest man alive. Add him on snap @joemartin2006y

Person 1: THAT IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!
Person 2: He must be Joey Martini

by Sharty Bae January 3, 2021

Deson Martinez

Henry Millers Husband

"My name is Henry Miller, and my husband is Deson Martinez."

by Svartsjuk January 28, 2021

Jaeden Martell

literally the most attractive person to live on this planet. he has mad talent and is basically amazing in everything he does. he voice just soothes the soul.

friend: who’s the boy that plays jacob barber in defending jacob?
me: you haven’t heard of him? he is jaeden martell. isn’t he handsome?

by jaedenlover:) May 10, 2021

Claire Martin

A quirky special different unique kawaii uwu Baka kitten girl. When she gets a 100 in physics she feels the need to share it with everyone. Despite having great luck in genshinnimpact she still manages to have the highest drug of 5k. Despite many things being completely unrelated, she still manages tip bring your mom into everything

ROHEN said that he lost the 5050 Claire Martin said THATS what she said

by 1234557??? November 14, 2021

Marty

Absolutly amazing guy. Can be the sexy boyfriend or the best friend that you can tease and have a good time with. Incredibly attractive, hot, cute and sexy all in one. Fun to be around and an amazing kisser. Has gorgous eyes, athletic, has an amazing smile, and can seem shy, but only at first. The kind of guy that you can't believe is actually yours and when you catch his eye across the room you can't help but smile. Has a good sense of humor and loves to just hang out and cuddle for a while or go crazy and party all night, whatever you want babe. A great friend and an ever greater person, if you're lucky enough to find a Marty, keep him and never let him go because you'll have an impossible time finding a guy so amazing.

I love Marty.

He's Marty, do I even need to say any more?

by ~JMG~ December 11, 2011

Martin

Martin comes in all shapes, forms, and colors. Often mistaken for an apple tree, Martin can blend into the environment very well. There is a Martin around you somewhere don't be mistaken. There is fire in his pants. Martin is fucking awesome. Be afraid.

I hate him, he needs to be more like Martin.

by the guy at the table with mart April 18, 2011

Dry Martinez

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.

Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006