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Japanese Abe Lincoln

Shinzo Abe

Fought the Japanese Civil War

Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address

Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation

Freed the Japanese slaves

Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth

At the Japanese Ford's theater

Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."

"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
by sean semper tyrannis July 8, 2022
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The President Lincoln

A sex move involving either two men or a man and a woman. It involves pulling out of either the ass or pussy, turning the partner around, and shooting a cum shot on the back of their head.

Much like how the 16th U.S. president also got a shot to the back of the head
"Dude, Last night Lexi told me to give her the President Lincoln
by Exo2.0 April 17, 2023
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The Old Abe Lincoln

Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.
by someoldguyprobably June 9, 2023
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(ALF) abe lincon facial

when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face
My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial
by ccxzo September 1, 2023
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The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”
by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024
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Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri
Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!
by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025
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