pensioner's leg

A thin, pale, knobbly, veiny penis.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Scratching the back of your leg

If you're scratching the back of your leg, it means you are nervous because you are in the presence of someone who is very attractive that you like a lot.

I was on a date with this girl the other night and she couldn't stop scratching the back of her leg; she likes me a lot.

Girl: I don't know why my leg is so itchy.

Guy: Oh I heard that scratching the back of your leg means that your nervous or something. And that your with someone you like a lot.

Girl: Well that explains it!

by adbrco April 22, 2011

peg leg

Ms. Heather Mills, who likes to call her self Mrs.Paul Mccartney, but everyone knows the real Paul Mccartney's first name is lexie

Ew i can't believe Paul Mccartney married peg leg

by naininia sharmama May 3, 2005

left leg dragging

heavy artillery that prevents a man from walking fast because of rested weight on the left leg.

Woman: Did you see that man walking down the street?

Woman's friend: Yes, and he was walking slowly.

Woman: He suffers from left leg dragging because he has a large dick!

Woman's friend: He is carrying serious weight!

by Princess L November 9, 2007

stink leg

Not washing the penis after sex

Man, I hooked up with that chick, but I didnt have time to shower. No Ill be rock'n stink leg all day!

by Tom Skarret December 16, 2009

Rhinos Leg

Someone with a wrinkly penis, often followed by some form of STI. Normaly the name would begin with a J or B. This person is known to whack their Rhinos Leg out to anyone with a pulse

Example
"hey I slept with Jason last night"
"no way did you see his Rhinos leg?"

by Wellington Sproutface November 26, 2011

Lock Leg

After a man jerks off his legs lock up in a fully flexed position. When experiencing this it is hard for a man to move his legs after.

Example: walking, running, sitting

Mom: John do the dishes
John: I would but I cant get up I have lock leg

by Lock Leg November 3, 2020