jonathan

having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

god, jonathan is so perfect
jonathan is in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick

“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”

by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021

Jonathan

the name of thors hammer

I am not worthy enough to pick up Jonathan

by PhrogKing June 2, 2021

Jonathan littles

If u see a jonathan littles just know hes a cool guy

Cool as Jonathan littles

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Jonathan Ji

Jonathan Ji, is a very good friend who always tries to keep on top. He is very good at gaming and is quite smart. He surrounds himself with plenty of friends. Like Jared, Sam, Yuwen and Ryan. His grades are usually above average. He is a keeper. He will always your gf. He his pretty good at typing as well. Jonathan is also cracked at gaming.

Oh his name is Jonathan Ji? He must be cool!
Who is that cool person? Its Jonathan Ji?

by Adrien Fowl May 18, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is mostly referred to as Johnny. Johnny is usually the skinny lengthy guy, and dress weird sometimes.

Anyone: Jonathan wanna call the girls ?

Johnny: Eww wtf is that, I don’t like girls.

by offline 📶 May 20, 2021

Jonathan

A literal FUCK MACHINE, will fuck your whole family and you without you realizing it, you will definitely have a great time with this SEX BEAST, they're also super nice and please others in everything, so definitely go out with one.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Jonathan?"

Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"

by TotalHooman May 21, 2021