blau job

The act of killing another person by chocking them with a penis to death in the 69 position with the male on top.

will I go to jail for giving a girl a blau job?

by blau job master June 5, 2011

taint job

The gentle licking and sucking of the area between the balls and anus while spread eagle on a lifeguard stand.

A lifeguard named Seth was sitting on stand with his legs wide open and a random girl came up, delicately lifted his ballsack and began to preform the best taint job... EVER.

by lifeguard with aids June 14, 2009

Vacuum-Job

When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.

"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Flo-Job

A blow job performed by Flo, the girl from the Progressive Insurance commercials.

That girl from the commercials isn't that hot, but I sure would take a Flo-Job any day.

by Roy Ryan March 22, 2010

Bro-job

A man down on man blowjob. One on their knees the other getting his rod polished.

Dude, Brian had so much captain last night, I heard he gave Chris a mean Bro-Job.

by MeeesterFab November 3, 2008

national blow job week

the time of the month when a woman is menstruating.

Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.

by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005

blow job from hell

When a girl felashes you and the next day you are unable to walk properly. This unpleasant experience is due to the constant scraping of incisors upon one's penis. When this occurs, "going commando" is imperative because even the most comfortable boxers feel like a paper shredder.

My mom asked me if I hurt my knee but the cause of my limp was a blow job from hell.

by Brelissa May 15, 2008