Mike: "Man, I'm so down about Megan breaking up with me."
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"
by gangry August 31, 2015
by Mike the great July 05, 2015
by MeeesterFab September 21, 2008
Non-gay oral sex between bros. Usually after a few drinks and a lack of normal female attention. You should try it.
"Dude did you hear about that sweet bro-job that Justin gave to Zach?"
"Yeah it was like totally cool....I guess....fml".
"Yeah it was like totally cool....I guess....fml".
by broseph15 August 17, 2011
Bro-job: when people close to you want something you have, but want it at a discounted rate or straight up for nothing. Basically they’ll Bro you into it.
Friend: “Bro-Brutha-My Brutha, do ya think you can get me your price on that stuff I’m tight on cash right now. I know you have bills n shit , but still hook a Brutha up”
You: “Fuck, I just got a Bro-job and didn’t even ask for one”
You: “Fuck, I just got a Bro-job and didn’t even ask for one”
by C1Tactual August 21, 2018
A:Dude, my girlfriend isn't putting out. Would you mind giving me a bro job?
B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?
A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work!
B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?
A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work!
by MyNameIsntHenry February 22, 2013
A blowjob among a fellow a bro. It can only be initiated if your fellow bro, looks down as he is receiving the bro job, to assert this is just bros, helping a bro out, as you climax your bro must also swallow and say 2 magic words: "NO HOMO".
"DUde you looking pretty swole"
"Uh why you looking"
"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."
"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"
"Fuck yea dawg."
"Uh why you looking"
"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."
"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"
"Fuck yea dawg."
by BRahhhhhD July 25, 2018