erkel jerk

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."

2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.

Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"

A: "God, I sure hope not."

by billebllunt January 19, 2014

Biden jerk

A gay old man with penis

A Biden jerk shot me

by Nigward16274 November 5, 2021

juggle jerking

switching hands often during masturbation sometimes making gestures with the free hand

sometimes my right hand gets tired so I have to start juggle jerking to keep things going

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 1, 2014

luxury jerk

When you jerk-off inside of a condom.

Stacy couldn’t come over last night so I treated myself to a luxury jerk instead.

by Luxurious jerker August 24, 2020

Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”

by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019

jerk wrangler

What you call a girl that attracts the worst of men. The poorest, lamest jerks in the San Diego area.

Wheres Casey?
That girl, such a jerk wrangler, shes out with another douchebag.

by MGoodlife October 16, 2013

off-jerk

when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking

Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!

by shavakmatalia February 9, 2020