hotpocket

anyone or thing that pops wood.

check the hotpocket over by the bar.

by joeski March 9, 2004

alabama hotpocket

a alabama hotpocketin sense is a sexual act where a man puts hot sauce on the tip of his penis and pounds her out like the raw end of a burrito

johns made some interesting decisions in his life and regrets nothing alabama hotpocket}

by legionaire4443 March 23, 2019

hotpocket girl

1. A girl who has an insatiable love for hotpockets, but the term and her technique in devouring them will eternally keep you guessing if this is a double entendre for something else. 2. Sex on legs.

Here comes Hotpocket Girl. Have you seen her eat them? Dude, I don't know whether to be scared or turned on! Either way, damn she's hot!

by ohsobendy November 22, 2011

Hotpocket

An overheated pocket due to an expandable, solar powered microwave found in ones pocket.

Young Daniel suffered from "Hotpocket" when he left his expandable, solar powered microwave in his pocket for much too long.

by Nancy werdna December 25, 2007

HotPocket-Whip

When someone him or her chose an food over interacting with people.

Jake: Why did Anna chose an candy bar over hanging with us?
Jennifer: Do mind her, she's HotPocket-Whip

by AmaiGisei December 28, 2014

Hotpocket

Get a condom,take a poo inside it then heat it up and then you can use it for whatever you want

Boy : I put my hotpocket in her ass

by Bigpenisstuckinavagina February 15, 2017

hotpocketing

when your rockerboy input dumps a hot load in you and then your rockergirl output eats you out

That threesome was intense last night. We hotpocketed twice!

Johnny fucking loves hotpocketing. He's lucky we put up with it.

by sabrina pemberton August 3, 2021