The Jam Hammer

During the act of fallatio and/or post intercourse, when the male is about to ejaculate,said female and/or male, in an act of anger and/or hostility grips tightly upon the penal organ thus preventing the excretion of semen, resulting in "Jamming the Hammer" aka "The Jam Hammer"

So I'm like totaly givin Steve and/or Tom, and/or Dan, and/or Joe, and/or Bob, you know...one of my boyfriends, head last night and he can't even remember my f*#@in name, and proceeds to call me boomshika, saying "OHHH im gonna cum!!" so....I.....the creative b*#ch that I am....gave him The Jam Hammer!!

The Jam Hammer by Krista Jonny D November 11, 2007

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on the hammer

1)To be out on the town drinking to get drunk. Can be used in this sense even before one has started drinking.
2)To get drunk.
3)To be drunk.

1)"Bro, what are we gonna do tonight?"
"I'm keen to get on the hammer!"
2)"Let's get on the hammer cuz!"
3)"You punters on the piss?"
"Yea bro. We're on the hammer tonight!"

on the hammer by Dave Remillard December 29, 2007