Jacob Hawkins

He is an amazing person he is sweet and funny. He is an amazing father, brother, son, and friend you will never meet someone as amazing as him he always knows how to make you life and cheer you up wherever you need it without him some people might be dead right now

“Jacob Hawkins is coming” everyone looks for him they see him with all of his brothers and sisters and his child of course

by Justiceharris08 October 25, 2022

Stephen Hawking's wheelchair

This is a very smart computer that you use for go cart parts.

I had to go take my Stephen Hawking's wheelchair for a walk.

by 817-568-8994 November 3, 2022

Christian Hawkins Cum

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters

I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.

by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022

Grinch-Hawking

Eyeballing or casing someones property , either for criminal purposes or just coveting something or things that you might want or like.
" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""

" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""

by Soberscott0 January 7, 2023

Dylan Hawkins

A dance that guys invite the girls too. It should happen on May 15, which is 6 months after Sadie Hawkins's day on November 15.

I'm excited to invite my best friend to the Dylan Hawkins dance!

by LukeyBearUD January 19, 2023

King Harkinian

King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).

The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:

I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!

Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house

Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2023

Steamin Hawking

The act of giving a blowjob when you are in a wheelchair

She rolled up on me in her chair, grabbed the front of my jeans and proceeded to give me the meanest steamin hawking i have ever gotten. that shit made my toes curl and i almost blacked out

by captstabbin July 21, 2024