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Guido

A Guido is just any other person!! In my case I don’t wear expensive clothing and don't spend days on my hair!! I probably have more friends than all the Guido-ists together, since they have the time to write such hate speeches. This might sound hypocritical, but i'm just defending my name. What u guys see, are just the bad number of Guido's there are many good Guido's, like Father Guido Sarducci, Guido of Arezzo, u name them. I hope that all the Guido's of the world will let this "definition" rise beyond all Guido-ists.
Dude: Hey look, it’s a Guido (giggle)
Dude2: Dude, he is just like anyone else!!
by Guido (and proud of it) October 9, 2006
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Guicer

Leader of the Runescape Clan "Tribal Fury" (see definition), he heads up some of the most greatest people in Runescape, not to mention the most bloodthirsty, easy going, fun loving blokes ever.
If you see Guicer... Run!
Sadly you're already dead and didn't have time to run, good fight, the Fury found you.
by Jay M F November 13, 2007
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Guidoville

Guidoville is the capital of North Jersey. I've never seen so many damn guido's in my life, not even close. Let's go back to Brooklyn!
by 2ManyGuidosInJersey October 18, 2008
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Gideon

A ginger with lots of freckles, resides in NYC but is a rare sighting. He plays soccer but is never actually played.
OH YEAH GIDEON
YOU'RE DONE GIDEON
GIDEON, ITS OVER.
by Kdemon12 January 13, 2020
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guido

A guido is a hot italian with a blowout who girls such as myself find irresistably attractive. They hang out in clubs and they have blowouts. A guido always has his hair done in a blowout and wears clothes that probably cost as much as some people's cars. They drive BMW's. They are hot peices of ass.
A guido is someone like John Gotti Agnello. However, since he himself is way too unnatainable, take a trip to Seaside, NJ or Wildwood, NJ sometime in the summer. Go to the boardwalk at night. Take a look around. Yeah. That's them.
by barbara * December 28, 2005
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Guido

A "Guido" is not per se an Italian-American moreso than a practicing Italian, much like a religion. You'll find a Guido in any region.
A "Guido" will not take disrespect on any level without having a word about it. The "Guido" does not yell, but rather speaks loudly at all times. The "Guido" will travel with a mob of friends at all times. The "Guido" will speak in italics at all times. Italic is a style of speaking with stressors in each phrase, originating in Indo-European languages including Romance.
by Nick "Forest" Marasco June 17, 2005
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Guido

Italians that wear the freshest clothes, have the freshest haircuts, have the sickest jewelry and are flat out the definition of Fresh. We've been around for a while, with our modern age break-out stars being The Gotti Boys, or as females call them "The Hotti Gottis" because guidos look so good all the time it's hard not to call us hot if you're a chick. Also, thanks to the MTV show "Jersey Shore," we've made a resurgence into American pop culture and into every girl you knows hearts. If you're not one of us, you hate on us, and if you hate, it's because of jealousy.
"That dude just stole my date!" "Well... he is a guido, how can you compete?"
by Chi-Town's Favorite Son January 16, 2010
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