German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.

My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

Gurman

Just an all-around great guy to hang out with, and eerily good at minigolf.

"wow, Gurman just whooped our asses with that pint-sized club!"

by Grantofmugdom March 23, 2022

German breathing 5th form

the 5th form of the ancient German style of sword fighting. you activate it by saying the phrase

German breathing 5th form, Flammenwerfer!!!

by crimson Flammenwerfer March 26, 2022

German waterfall

German waterfall is when a morbidly obesed man pisses into the air and into his belly button and the pee streams on his roles like a waterfall into two girls mouth.

Morbidly obese man pulls out weiner and pees into his belly button
Very skinny girl one/ IS THAT PISSES?!🤢
Skinny girl 2/mmmmmm yummy 🤤
Morbidly obese guy/it's called a German waterfall

by Bigsops April 1, 2022

German Trucker

The German trucker is where you yank a truckers balls like a semi air-horn string.

Oh man i preformed that german trucker move last night.

by Lilwaffle98 April 3, 2022

german laugh

When you see something mildly funny, and react by releasing a quick and strong single breath through your nose.

"Most of the memes on r/funny only produce a german laugh anymore."

by Exzentrik August 5, 2022

Germanophile

A person who adores Germany and has a deep connection with its culture

Wow, he really loves bratwurst and beer. He must be a germanophile.

by Germanlover123 September 11, 2022