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Get the German Poutine mug.When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)
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Get the German Breakfast Infaculation mug.This is performed when you take a shit, while clentching your butt cheeks together, then taking your shit caked ass to each side of your partners face, working from top to bottom, being sure to coat the whole side of the face. The goal is to make a pair of shitty sideburns...excuse the pun. If you want to be festive, scream something in German.
We were role playing one night, as seventies disco dancers, and wanted to step it up a notch. I gave that skank some German Sideburns...a pair of mutton chops to be proud of. I am a regular Picaso...VOLKSWAGEN!!!
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Get the German Sideburns mug.The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.
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Get the German Lap Dance mug.a german sit up is when you pick a kid (usually an prick).
Next blind-fold the kid and push his shoulders down.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids ass ending up in the sqauters face
Next blind-fold the kid and push his shoulders down.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids ass ending up in the sqauters face
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