guitar

An instrument many pick up for the sake of popularity. These people have no respect for the instrument as a musical device, but rather use it to look attractive to women or "cool" to men. Even the mere carrying of a guitar case or a small guitar pick will earn the bearer respect. This is the reason that many people walk around with their electric guitars even though they have no amp.
See poser.

Poser guitarist: I spring-loaded my wallet so that every time I open it a guitar pick flies out. I don't even know how to play!

Peers: Damn, that kid is the epitome of sex/cool.

by Bioflavonoid September 2, 2008

guilty pleasure

n.
to describe a certain substance or activity a person enjoys, and often practises, while said person morally believed or is informed that the substance or activity is abnormal, improper or incorrect.

See more at: guilt, guilty, pleasure

Under some common believes, licking whipped cream from the body of their partners, anonymous sex, watersport, and basically anything involved with sexual activities, can be considered as guilty pleasures to some, while the rest just fucking do it.

by thisisaspace May 2, 2004

Guile

What the above person said...plus he does Sonic Boom and Flash Kick

Sonic Boom!

by Evil Tim September 27, 2003

Guidette

Female counterpart to the Guido, meaning vapid, vain, and shortsighted. Located largely in the tri-state area or wherever there is a high density of Italian families. Can be spotted generally according to lack of clothing, and lack of breathability in said clothing. Often speaks in a high, shrill voice---almost like a mating call to attract guidos. Daily life consists of clubbing, tanning, shopping, perhaps exercise or work, and not a whole lot else.

If I spent the same amount of time studying as a guidette spends on her appearance, I could've gone to Harvard.

by bluebracelet November 15, 2009

Guido

An adolescent or young-adult American male of Italian ancestry or descent; esp. one of lower-middle-class socioeconomic background or status and thought of as being dim-witted, excessively aggressive, and prejudiced against perceived outsiders, particularly homosexuals and members of other races.

The Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn is widely regarded by the rest of New York City as a "Guido" stronghold.

by Anthony Brancato April 19, 2003

Guillosack

Having one's sack injured by, and not limited to, a chopping, pinching, slashing motion. Much like a guillotine would.

The weed-whacker's chain inched closer to his leg and guillosacked an unsuspecting Dylan.

by CMin8her May 31, 2010

Cougar Scout/Guide

A Cougar Scout often differs from a Cougar Hunter(CH), but can be one in the same. A CS or Cougar Guide (CG) looks for
Cougar Dens (Hangouts, frequented places by cougars and affiliates). They also spot cougars before anyone in their hunting party, giving them the unique title of CS. A CS/CG doesn't always hunt to capture cougars for themselves, he assists the CH's in their challenge with his advice and his
advanced Cougdar technology. In addition to scouting a CS/CG can also hunt and go in for a kill, if the Cougar is of outstanding quality, but he prefers the chase rather than the capture.

Thank Gawd the Blanket an experienced Cougar Scout/Guide spotted the cougar out for me. I was able to prove my hunting skills right before she made her attack.

by Big Poon March 29, 2008